Have I Got News for Steve McLaren

Despite holding the mighty Andorra to nil-nil for the first forty five minutes, Steve McLaren’s future as England manager looks uncertain. Rumour has it that the FA plans to copy Have I Got News For You and replace McLaren with a ‘guest manager’ for each England game. Sources suggest that God and Sam Allardyce are being approached for fixtures as well as, inevitably, Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson versus Germany in a friendly match