I’m happy to hear religious leaders speak about homosexuality…

…but if they’re not going to follow their own rules they should be mocked mercilessly. Thus anyone who condemns homosexuality as “unnatural” whilst wearing man-made clothes should be ignored on the ground they’re incoherent as well as factually incorrect. I’ve already heard that anti-smoking campaigner Fred Phelps may be rising to the challenge. Rumour has it that he eats his meat raw, sleeps in a tree and carries a very large bible in front of him when the photographers are around.

I’ve put it up as there seems to have been a spate of homophobia stories in the press recently. I don’t know whether I should be worried or flattered that so many people are taking a keen interest in my trouser furniture.