The Truth About the Moon

It was going to be theology today, but it’s still a boring post. Instead I’ve got a conspiracy theory which I think will have a short shelf life. This post left me inspired.

Some people will try and tell you that the Lunar landings were faked. They’ll pull out all sorts of spurious details like flapping flags, lack of stars etc to claim the landings were a hoax. They are wrong. Today I can reveal the secret NASA doesn’t want you to know about the Moon Landings. They landed because they had to. The Moon was the only place they could enact their nefarious plan. A plan so awesome and stunning in its scale it is only now coming to light.

IN 1969 NASA REPLACED THE REAL EARTH WITH A FAKE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously they didn’t do it all in one go. That would be lunacy and someone would have noticed that. They did it in stages. That’s why there were six landings in a rush between 1969 and 1972. They had to finish the switch before anyone noticed. It was a cunning plan. The flights to the moon meant that everyone was looking up at the Moon at the critical point, allowing NASA engineers to replace the Earth under everyone’s feet while they weren’t distracted. Opinion is divided on exactly how they did it. Some people find the idea that NASA chopped the Earth up into six segments and replaced them one by one a bit far fetched. That’s why I think they did as four quarters. Apollo XI did the survey work. Apollo XII did the southeast quadrant, but they had trouble with the Van Allen belts, which is why Apollo XIII was sent to remove them (unless you believe that disaster story). Apollos XIV to XVI did the remaining quadrants. Apollo XVII’s job was making good and checking the job had been done properly. This is why the Blue Marble photo taken by Apollo XVII is the only photo of the whole Earth NASA has from the Apollo missions.

I know what you’re thinking, why? Who knows, but isn’t it strange that people have ‘discovered’ more ‘fossils’ since 1972. I’m not saying the entire Apollo project was a plan by evil evolutionists to plant fossils deep in Earth strata. I’m just saying it’s a more credible idea than whatever they’ve got in the Creation Museum in Portsmouth.

Still how to you convince the ‘sceptics’? I think this is the knockout argument. Here’s a map of the world from the 17th century, before the Apollo missions:

and here’s a map from the CIA’s top secret world fact book:

It’s both a different shape, and visibly wider. You can’t argue with logic like that! At not unless you’ve drunk an awful lot.