Things I’ve learned recently

Tyrrells Chips rockbut a bag of their crisps probably isn’t the best way to illustrate the stand they’re taking against a large corporation.

Men cannot be wholesome.

A horse has a long face after being barred from the local pub. It wasn’t drinking pints of John Smith’s that was the problem, it was when it started producing free Budweiser the pub objected.

It’s a heterosexual world.

The UK had decimal coins before it had decimal currency.

There are more Jedi (390,000) than Methodists (293,661), Jews (267,000) Sikhs (339,000) and Buddhists (152,000) in the UK, but it’s possible the Jedi were resorting to tricks to boost their figures.